Sometimes Weekly Reacquires Trump.Singles

For Immediate Release

ALBANY, NY – Following the historic reacquisition of MovieViral.com in 2023, Sometimes Weekly announced today the reacquisition of TRUMP.SINGLES, made famous for its accidental appearance on FOX News Channel’s Fox & Friends.

As a result of the network’s erroneous advertisement during the 2016 presidential election, the site was overrun by horny FOX News viewers who actively ignored the clear request for a long-form birth certificate, hair sample, and/or past notice of bankruptcy to certify their Trump ancestry, genetics, and/or business acumen.

TRUMP.SINGLES was created in early 2016 by Nick Butler, the writer and creator of Sometimes Weekly, to serve as an elite dating platform exclusively reserved for Members of the Trump Family to foster intra-Trumpian romantic partnerships in a failed attempt to produce a new generation of “luxurious and intelligent wall-building babies” whose only downside would be “cartoonishly small hands.” This dating platform was created in Good Faith less than one year after Butler was nearly sued by Trump for copyright infringement and cybersquatting, before reaching an out-of-court settlement.

“We’re excited to welcome the historic Trump.Singles back into the Sometimes Weekly brand and our new Trump.Holdings suite, including .Dog and .Attorney,” said Butler in this very statement. “Obviously the dream is to reacquire Trump.Foundation, but until that day we’ll settle for the return of [Trump.Singles]. This reacquisition is perfectly timed with our bold new expansion into .Fish, .Horse, and .Surf.”

News of this legacy reacquisition and broader Trump.Holdings expansion is sure to lift spirits as it was recently announced W Corp. would assume full control over Fairly Unbalanced, established by Butler in 2007, including its property, brand, and archives as a result of the S.W.P.C.-W Corp. corporate demerger.

“In addition to creating value by leveraging an expanding marketplace, given the well-documented incestuous nature of the Trump Family, the reacquisition also helps preserve a significant piece of Internet history,” Butler added, just now.

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